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Jennifer Udden
Aug 24, 2019
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There is a Bad Tweet going around, as happens from time to time, from a dude named Paul Guyot, which I initially thought was a fake name. I’m not going to link to it, because I have commissioned a cross-stitch piece reading “Don’t Link to Bad Tweets,” but here’s the text:

If you had a larger safety net you’d be even less of a writer. Your best self is t…

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